“What the heck is going
on here?” said an angry man storming into the florist shop. “I just
lost one of my main clients and it’s your fault!”
“Why don’t you calm down a bit” said the lady behind the counter, “and
let us know what exactly happened.”
“Well,” said the man “My biggest client moved to a new location, and to
be nice I called you guys up and asked you to send him some flowers with
a note saying “congratulations on your new location.”
He calls me up and says to me “what’s the big deal with sending me a
note that says “rest in peace?!”
“Oh no!” she sighed, “now I know why I got a nasty message from the
funeral parlor!”
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