Hearse Joke

Jim grabbed his
suitcase off the luggage carousel and headed outside to hail a taxi. A
taxi promptly picked him up and they were on there way. Twenty minutes
into the ride Jim had a question for the taxi driver, “Excuse me sir”
said Jim tapping the driver on the shoulder. “AHHHH
HHH” screamed the taxi driver swerving the taxi across three lanes of
traffic finally stopping the car on the opposite shoulder. “What the
heck was that all about?” demanded Jim thoroughly shaken. “I’m sorry,”
said the taxi driver, wiping his brow, “this is my first day on the job,
 I’ve been driving a hearse for the last fifty years!”<br /><br />