There was a gorilla sitting in a
tree by a river, when a lion came by for a cool drink. The gorilla thought to
himself, "How funny would it be to screw the king of the jungle in the
ass?"
After a moment or two, the gorilla
swung into action. He grabbed the lion and started pumping away. The lion
freaked of course, and jumped into the river. The lion came out of the water,
roaring, he was really upset. The gorilla decided that it was a good time to be
somewhere else, and took off running. The gorilla knew he had to think of
something quick because he wasn't going to outrun the lion.
Just then the gorilla saw a hunter's
tent and ducked inside to hide.
The hunter, reading the paper, was
startled and ran out of the tent. The gorilla decided to pretend to be the
hunter, he put on the hunter's shirt and hat, and started to read the paper.
A few minutes later, the lion ran in
and thinking it was the hunter reading the paper, said, "Hey Buddy, did
you see a gorilla run in here?"
From behind the paper the gorilla
answered, "You mean the one that screwed the lion in the ass?"
Flabbergasted, the lion said,
"Holy Shit! It's in the paper already?"
